Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Midweek Madness - Don't Drop the Egg

The Rugby Club on Sky Sports did a segment recently that focused on an amateur rugby team, the Clapham Falcons, from South London Division 5. The result is truly fascinating, and highly entertaining, but be prepared, it gets very weird..
We're always looking for top quality rugby content here on RD, and this short docu feature is no different as we get an inside look into the lives of three young professionals plying their trade in London, while drinking, living, a breathing rugby.
RD was able to catch up with them to get their thoughts on being the stars of such a segment, but unlike the norm, we'd encourage you to jump straight to the video now, then come back to read more later so as to avoid any spoilers. So stop reading now, and hit play below.
It's a satirical look at rugby players, and more specifically, the privileged university rugby types that most of us will have encountered at one time or another. The obvious question arose, 'Do you all actually still play rugby?'
"We all DID play rugby, now we are just fans," said Dan, who plays Blazeby, the die-hard of the bunch who has clearly taken one too many knocks to the head.
"Interestingly we all played a little at university and started to recognise these characters, and 3 years on we have made something with them very much in the front our minds.
Tom Magnus, who plays Freddie Shepherd , works with Dan, and then Orry Gibbens, who is a stand-up comedian, plays the self-obsessed pretty boy flyhalf, Archie Curzon .
"We were drawn together rather easily and had a good base knowledge of what we intended to do. We all liked to make people laugh at school, and all probably were in a Shakespeare play as well," said Dan. And what about the budget?
"We had no budget, other than the small amount we put in ourselves to cover things like wine, face paint, pitch hire etc. Orry and Dan still owe Tom about half the 'budget'."
It has possibly best last line ever. I was curious as to who came up with it.
"The last line was actually thought up by our cameraman Tim Colman: The invisible 4th member of The BoomTown Twats who keeps us together and tells us when we are shit.
"It was a struggle; we had the line ' There aren't many games where you would break a limb for a mate ' which is actually rather honest, real and moving assessment of rugby. The last line just flipped that on its head, the 2 line together summing up the film perfectly."
If all goes to plan, we'll be seeing more of Archie, Freddie, and Blazeby on RD sometime soon.
The videos are presented in three parts as a playlist below, totaling 40 minutes. Enjoy.
Time: 40 mins
Posted at 2:51 pm | 75 comments
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moddeur August 24, 2011 2:57 pm

I also love the way the Clapham coach keeps on throwing things around. My coach doesn't do that, he's just immensely cynical and slices through you with soft-spoken irony.
Anyhow, all true amateur rugby players have to appreciate the Rugby fan base over in England! A country with 2.5 million registered players surely can't be that bad!
Ok, back to viewing "don't drop the egg" (still have 2 videos to go).
moddeur August 24, 2011 3:16 pm

-"What? I'm kind of in the middle of something here" (in room with girlfriend)
-"It's just ... an unbelievable try"
-"Really?? Ok, I'll be down in 2 minutes!!"
moddeur August 24, 2011 3:34 pm

Anonymous August 24, 2011 3:39 pm

cigarr0 August 24, 2011 5:03 pm

Anonymous August 24, 2011 7:44 pm

This is fantastic, more, more, please - RD hook these guys up some ad revenue for weekly episodes
Anonymous August 24, 2011 7:59 pm

COONSNSSSUUUMMMEEE
God Uni rugby rocks
Guy August 24, 2011 8:01 pm

These guys can actually...act!
Didn't see that coming. More episodes please.
Anonymous August 24, 2011 8:12 pm

Anonymous August 24, 2011 9:03 pm

the reason Uni rugby is shit, cos its full of all buddays with their shit clothes and laddy chat.
nice office/ high renaissance man translation into rugby though, hope to see some more!
Anonymous August 24, 2011 9:10 pm

Also, this calls for celebratons. 20+ comments with no trolls!
Canadian Content August 24, 2011 11:32 pm

stefan August 25, 2011 6:41 am

stefan August 25, 2011 7:04 am

Anonymous August 25, 2011 7:21 am

RD August 25, 2011 10:29 am

Anonymous August 25, 2011 10:33 am

Anonymous August 25, 2011 10:54 am

RWC special please..
S.P.N. August 25, 2011 11:18 am

And the #10 personality depiction is pretty accurate. At least in the amateur level, you do have to be a delusional ego-maniac to think you can play flyhalf...well...
Michael August 25, 2011 11:40 am

No their not a real club, the only club in that area are a team called Battersea Ironsides.
Pedant August 25, 2011 11:59 am

Which doesn't alter the fact that these lot are fictional and a cracking invention at that.
Anonymous August 25, 2011 12:27 pm

great to see the positive feedback as the team are a great invention and the acting is pretty spot on too, just a shame its a one-off!
bazookashotsat8am August 25, 2011 12:31 pm

Anonymous August 25, 2011 3:22 pm

to the german anon, use a proxy the third part is worth the wait/slower download
Anonymous August 25, 2011 4:00 pm

Sorry RD, it just doesn't seel right not to have that sort of comment.
Ian M August 25, 2011 5:01 pm

Matt August 25, 2011 5:02 pm

Gotta appreciate rugby and its fans all accross the world. Would love to see an aussie or new zealand version!
Anonymous August 25, 2011 7:17 pm

Anonymous August 25, 2011 8:09 pm

Anonymous August 25, 2011 10:47 pm

Old7 August 25, 2011 11:09 pm

Great job boys. The change room- pre-match was just hilarious.
Anonymous August 26, 2011 12:59 am

...bit of a twat...
...talks the talk...
...can't necessarily walk the walk...
...tends to blag a lot of stuff...
shit....me and Archie are the same....sort of highlighted how much of a dick I am really, can't say im that bothered though...
Anonymous August 26, 2011 1:19 am

I'd offer Rugby Dump's it's own advise:
"Please use common sense and be respectful"
The video is juvenile. Get rid of it and stick to what you're good at: providing current and brilliant video clips of games and playing sequences of interest.
Hard to believe the level of maturity out there warrants so many "likes" without counter.
Anonymous August 26, 2011 2:02 am

Von August 26, 2011 8:50 am

First post:
I'd offer Rugby Dump's it's own advise:
"Please use common sense and be respectful"
The video is juvenile. Get rid of it and stick to what you're good at: providing current and brilliant video clips of games and playing sequences of interest.
Hard to believe the level of maturity out there warrants so many "likes" without counter.
First post eh? Can't wait for more of your cheery contributions!
I also thought it was quite unusual for an RD post to have so many positive comments and not a single dissenting voice - do you know why? Because the video's bloody hilarious!
Nice cameos from Cato and "Bendy" by the way! Really good sports.
Some cracking one-liners in there too - one of my favourites: "Out of line? I'm the 10, I run the fucking line!".
Disco August 26, 2011 10:35 am

Anonymous August 26, 2011 2:56 pm

Dr August 26, 2011 5:10 pm

Richard August 26, 2011 6:27 pm

Ian M August 26, 2011 6:38 pm

Anonymous August 26, 2011 11:07 pm

What an embarrassment, fuckin' Wankers!
Anonymous August 27, 2011 12:13 am

What an embarrassment, fuckin' Wankers!"
So what part of the rest of the world do you come from then? I mean in order to make that highly inaccurate assessment...
Anonymous August 27, 2011 4:08 am

Also, my drunken posh English accent is far better than their drunken Australian accent, and I have never paused the Heineken cup to show my mate a great try, although I did pause it once to show him a great penalty kick.
JM August 29, 2011 6:00 am

More please.
kaibishin August 29, 2011 9:57 pm

fucking genius!
sergeblanco September 06, 2011 10:49 pm
poccio September 10, 2011 4:58 pm
awesome line















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