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England break their Springboks hoodoo with convincing win at Twickenham

If he has that competitive spirit, and as DanCarter has said has recently had a stroke, then I'd hope to see him retire on a bundle of cash (thank you RFU) and maybe go and coach the shit out of a small club side somewhere lovely and sunny.

He's a great character and I think will be warmly embraced wherever he goes.

2 Months, 16 Minutes ago

England break their Springboks hoodoo with convincing win at Twickenham

So Jimmy, you think he'll move to New Zealand before the next WC then?

2 Months, 17 Minutes ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

Oh Jesus, and in attempting to like your post, I've gone and clicked like on my own and can't get rid of it.

Now I feel like an arrogrant dick and not just a dick.

2 Months, 19 Minutes ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

*This is how I feel.

Sorry I missed what was, let's be fair, an amazing pun.

2 Months, 19 Minutes ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

Ah, now how do I feel?

Let me tell you a story. There was once an inflatable boy. He went to an inflatable school with inflatable teachers and inflatable equipment.

One day, whilst bored and wanting to show off to his classmates, he pulled a compass out of his inflatable pencil case. Now a compass is obviously a banned item in an inflatable school, but this lad just wanted to be liked. He starts pricking holes in stuff: inflatable pencils, inflatable rubbers, inflatable pieces of paper and the like. Nothing major, just small stuff.

Well, the teacher sees him, and goes absolutely mental. He shouts out, "What the hell are you doing?!" and the boy jumps out of his inflatable skin. As he does so his compass pierces the boy next to him, who slowly deflates (with a pweeeeeeeeffffffffff sound like a wet fart). The teacher, thinking the boy has done this on purpose, advances on the horror-struck child. In his attempt to flee the classroom, the boy bursts from the classroom and accidentally catches the doorframe with the point.

As the school starts to deflate around him (with a pwuuuuuuuuuffffffffff like an octogenarian queef) he runs blindly down the corridor, blind in his panic. The headmaster steps out of a doorway in front of him but the boy, who doesn't see him, pops him with the compass. The headmaster quickly deflates (like an erection after your mother catches you abusing your dignity) and the boy, who is absolutely shitting himself (like an ill Alsatian) runs down the road. His foot catches on an even segment of pavement, and over he goes, landing right on the point of the compass.

The world goes black.

He wakes up some time later in an inflatable hospital. He looks down at his chest, where a puncture repair kit has been applied. In the bed next to him is his headmaster, equally repaired, who looks at him with a sad, distant look in his eye.

"Well lad, you've let me down. You've let the school down. Worst of all, you've let yourself down."

This is how I fee

2 Months, 21 Minutes ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

Frenchman getting involved, 12 week ban.

2 Months, 30 Minutes ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

ispotts, why the hell would it be 'sole'? I'm trying to work out if this is a hilarious commentary on modern grammar fascism... or if you genuinely believe someone can be 'the life and sole of the party'.

Either way... *applauds*

2 Months, 19 Hours ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

No attempt to tackle, no blocking the runner, no mud on the players... sounds about right to me.

2 Months, 19 Hours ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

I feel like an interesting point which New and Improved has brought to our attention (and no, this is not sarcasm (and no, THAT was not sarcasm)) is being overshadowed by us having some fun as his expense.

Welcome to RD mate, sorry if any of the above came across as hostile, it's a pretty friendly place here unless the mythical NZPhill makes an appearance.

2 Months, 19 Hours ago

Perfectly executed back heel kick 100m try goes viral

I think we can all agree this looks like a really tight game between two evenly matched teams, from the speed at which the defending players chased this young wippersnapper down, and therefore the validity of this try matters hugely.

It would be a shame if this climactic encounter was cheapened.

Now if, as is clearly not the case, this was simply a game between 30 men nursing hangovers of varying strengths, then in that instance I would suggest that whether or not he kicked the ball, or knocked it on, matters precisely fuck all.

2 Months, 19 Hours ago