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George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

And I've gone and spelt humous wrong, so now everybody is going to laugh at me. Look what you made me do.

4 Months, 2 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

I don't get it, amongst many bad arguments you make the occasional good point, but then litter your posts with bizarre grammatical mistakes and odd references to food. This might be a bloody good postmodern critique of twentieth century literary conventions.

I normally find the 'go and play tiddlywinks' argument irritating, but in your case I find your food references genuinely fascinating. Did you have some sort of bad experience with health food as a child? Did quinoa touch you? Did homous make you do things?

4 Months, 2 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

Van Damme has been played. Go home everyone, that's enough internet for one day.

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

You lost me at vegan.

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

I don't think he's a knob. I just think he looks like he got picked up by a minibus each morning before school.

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

Wait, who did I sleep with? If it was Cipriani I'll accept that.

Although I regret not making jokes about 'covering tackle' and 'the up and under', as well as the obligatory 'coming off feet'.

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

This year's running jokes include Chris Ashton and Twitter apologies. They make me feel safe and secure. It must be like our grandparents and talking about the war. Are we going to bore our grandchildren with talk about Chris Ashton?

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

That was a girl?

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

No, but they are SO HOT right now babe.

4 Months, 3 Days ago

George North knocked out again as Nathan Hughes gets red card for knee

Does your mum know you're on her computer?

4 Months, 3 Days ago