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Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Je chortlé.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Dear Mrs Farrell,

We are sorry to hear you've experienced dissatisfaction with our clip of a human torpedo sinking HMS Limited Vocabulary.

We hear at Rugbydump Self-Appointed Keyboard Warriors share your disappointment that, at the moment, Lawes isn't in the side because he isn't the complete player. We want you to know that we are listening and that your opinion really does matter to us.

We can only assume that your lack of enthusiasm for this clip (a man who has 'nightclub brawl' written all over him being tackled by a man who is 95% chin), is due to you being the young scallywag's mother. Recent polling has indicated that many rugby watchers quite like seeing a smaller man being assaulted to within the inch of the law by a bigger man, but we applaud you for rising above it. If we may say so, your son is a credit to his species, whatever that may be.

Your young man, if we may say, plays great rugby and it's always useful for the groundsman to see if the pitch is level by the way he dribbles out of both sides of his mouth. We also share your concern about the rounded-skill set of Mr Lawes, and agree that at the moment he should not be starting for England, given the high-calibre options there at the moment.

We hope that your experience this time will not put you off watching videos of big man violating little men, either on this website or on some of the less-family friendly websites, myGodIveseensomevideos, that are available to you.

Yours,

Rugbydump Self-Appointed Keyboard Warriors

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

The only thing that makes Faz Snr cry is the Lion King, because that makes everyone cry. Not afraid to admit it makes me weep like a baby. But afterwards Faz Snr would go out and punch some wildebeest to death to make Faz Jnr feel better.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Pukke fullback launches HUGE dropgoal in Varsity Cup Semi Final

Test him for illegal substances now.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Sunwolves lock Tim Bond suspended for 4 weeks for dangerous tackle

It wasn't even a tackle, it was assault.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Shame this shortened clip doesn't show that Farrell was up on his feet and part of the next play. The clip didn't load when I commented - I'd already seen the clip on Facebook.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Farrell is one tough bastard. He rode that like a champion.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Sunwolves lock Tim Bond suspended for 4 weeks for dangerous tackle

Lazy tackle. He should have got lower and hit him properly. Red card for crap technique.

5 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Anthony Watson furious after receiving straight red card vs Saracens

You spelt twat wrong.

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Matt Giteau joins Drew Mitchell in World Record attempt for most passes

Good lad! I reckon I could eat 42 jaffa cakes in a minute, and pull off 4 press ups.

6 Months, 1 Day ago