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Warren Gatland confirms British & Irish Lions coaching team for New Zealand tour

This photo just makes me think of every school PE department, ever.

4 Months, 2 Weeks ago

Warren Gatland confirms British & Irish Lions coaching team for New Zealand tour

As an England fan I've become bored of England winning all these matches. 2016 has been duuuuull. I'm delighted that Warren Gatland has given us something to look forward to. A 3-0 blackwash, born out of incredibly dull Warrenball tactics, will help to put England and Ireland's recent improvements into focus.

Can't wait. I've got some paint which I can watch dry if I find the Lions' tactics too much.

4 Months, 2 Weeks ago

USA Women's winger Naya Tapper banned for alleged kick

How does she feel about going off feet? Arf arf arf.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

George North free to play after sickening landing worries fans

That seems to be what this ruling would suggest.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

George North free to play after sickening landing worries fans

Defender turns around to see a 17st and 6'3" of George North jumping into him. Too fucking right he's going to put his hands out. No way was this a card. Daly was definitely a red because he took a man out in the air who was jumping predictably to catch a kick. Hard to know North was going to jump into that, he had no time to think.

I, for the record, would have shat myself.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

Extended highlights of England's fourth victory over the Wallabies this year

Bah, Oliver, I hate it when you're right.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

Extended highlights of England's fourth victory over the Wallabies this year

On the Book of Face Rugbydump asked if this England team would beat New Zealand?

8 out of 10 times, we'd lose. They're that good and the gap is significant. Yes, we have potential, but as Eddie Jones has said, we don't have many world class players.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

Extended highlights of England's fourth victory over the Wallabies this year

Inverdale is a mug. He's an entertaining mug, but he's still that slightly irritating uncle-in-law you avoid at parties. You know the one, he wants to talk about 'birds' and how great it is to be 'lads', in particular 'bachelors', because 'nobody pins Johnny-boy down'.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

Extended highlights of England's fourth victory over the Wallabies this year

If Courtney Lawes had put it that hit we'd all be sat here, nursing erections, going on about how marvellous he was to close him down that quickly etc etc. Never a yellow. They should watch foul play in real time only, no slow motion. Slow motion only to work out where on someone's body they've made contact, but they base their judgement on full speed clips.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago

Extended highlights of England's fourth victory over the Wallabies this year

I wouldn't have given the try, based on the angle we saw most of. I don't think he could have argued if it hadn't been given.

4 Months, 3 Weeks ago