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Midweek Madness - The old SOMERSAULT over a tackle trick

He his best friend's girlfriend has a French cousin.

12 months.

2 Months, 5 Days ago

Danny Cipriani brilliance sets up outstanding Jimmy Gopperth try

Am I right in thinking that Hodgson and Farrell used to share kicking duties, but that Farrell tends to take the longer efforts? I can't remember what they used to do. It would explain his low percentage in club rugby compared to international, where he is better.

2 Months, 6 Days ago

Double BITING allegations get Chris Ashton banned for 13 weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXu0GEiDUYc

His response is briefly mentioned here:
http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/battered-best-accepts-better-team-won-1.569249

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2 Months, 1 Week ago

Quade Cooper sinbinned for off the ball shoulder on Nicolas Sanchez

"If you're judging solely on the fact he's Argentinean, it's just plain racist."

Xenophobic, actually, but still no. He just hits the group and lies there as if he's out cold, yet magically he isn't. Looks like he's milked it.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Quade Cooper sinbinned for off the ball shoulder on Nicolas Sanchez

Ingredients:
- 1 slightly late tackle
- 2 players

Pop in the sin-bin for 10 minutes and you're done. Remove when yellow.

With the Nicolas Sanchez Rugby Cookbook, you can make a meal out of anything!

Mwah!

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Double BITING allegations get Chris Ashton banned for 13 weeks

Yes, he doesn't like to pick people prone to brainfarts like Ashton and Hartl-

*tumbleweed*

I get that Ashton has been done twice now, but he must also feel very frustrated for not being picked when he's playing so well for Saracens. There is clearly nothing else he can do to get into the side, and it has to hurt.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Double BITING allegations get Chris Ashton banned for 13 weeks

I saw a Hartley incident where he got bitten/nibbled, and mid game protested. It was picked up on camera and he was asked about it afterwards. I think he said something along the lines of "well, I shouldn't have had my arm across his face in the first place".

I'd love to find the video, will have a look. I may well be wrong about the victim, the crime, and the response. Might be a long search.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Double BITING allegations get Chris Ashton banned for 13 weeks

He's nowhere near the level of Delon Armitage, to be fair.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Double BITING allegations get Chris Ashton banned for 13 weeks

"if you put your bodyparts in somebody's mouth and start pulling, what do you expect will happen"

... basically contains all the key words to my favourite Google searches.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Double BITING allegations get Chris Ashton banned for 13 weeks

Stick a gas canister in his mouth and shoot it with a harpoon gun.

2 Months, 1 Week ago