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Referee Nigel Owens puts stroppy Sergio Parisse in his place

Yes, I saw that article too. It was a good point. The other good thing about the 10 metre rule is that it is so quick, doesn't interfere with the flow of the game, and doesn't require the attentions of the OhMyGodIveDiedALittleInsideTMO.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Referee Nigel Owens puts stroppy Sergio Parisse in his place

Personally, as a teacher, I'd have bollocked the litt- big shit for walking away from me. Owens should have demanded an answer. Football bollocks from Parisse, the man has previous. Walking away shaking his head, that could have been a yellow and I'd be happy with it. Good to hear Owens being clear about it though.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

My life is empty.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Je chortlé.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Dear Mrs Farrell,

We are sorry to hear you've experienced dissatisfaction with our clip of a human torpedo sinking HMS Limited Vocabulary.

We hear at Rugbydump Self-Appointed Keyboard Warriors share your disappointment that, at the moment, Lawes isn't in the side because he isn't the complete player. We want you to know that we are listening and that your opinion really does matter to us.

We can only assume that your lack of enthusiasm for this clip (a man who has 'nightclub brawl' written all over him being tackled by a man who is 95% chin), is due to you being the young scallywag's mother. Recent polling has indicated that many rugby watchers quite like seeing a smaller man being assaulted to within the inch of the law by a bigger man, but we applaud you for rising above it. If we may say so, your son is a credit to his species, whatever that may be.

Your young man, if we may say, plays great rugby and it's always useful for the groundsman to see if the pitch is level by the way he dribbles out of both sides of his mouth. We also share your concern about the rounded-skill set of Mr Lawes, and agree that at the moment he should not be starting for England, given the high-calibre options there at the moment.

We hope that your experience this time will not put you off watching videos of big man violating little men, either on this website or on some of the less-family friendly websites, myGodIveseensomevideos, that are available to you.

Yours,

Rugbydump Self-Appointed Keyboard Warriors

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

The only thing that makes Faz Snr cry is the Lion King, because that makes everyone cry. Not afraid to admit it makes me weep like a baby. But afterwards Faz Snr would go out and punch some wildebeest to death to make Faz Jnr feel better.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Pukke fullback launches HUGE dropgoal in Varsity Cup Semi Final

Test him for illegal substances now.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Sunwolves lock Tim Bond suspended for 4 weeks for dangerous tackle

It wasn't even a tackle, it was assault.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Shame this shortened clip doesn't show that Farrell was up on his feet and part of the next play. The clip didn't load when I commented - I'd already seen the clip on Facebook.

2 Months, 1 Week ago

Courtney Lawes demolishes Owen Farrell with another trademark tackle

Farrell is one tough bastard. He rode that like a champion.

2 Months, 1 Week ago