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Ireland stay on track with victory over England in Dublin

Agreed. Except when he's in the shithouse behind his own try line with 50 Irish defenders trying to tackle him!

1 Day, 19 Hours ago

Ireland stay on track with victory over England in Dublin

Love that, Murray was so influential all game! Definitely thought he could have got MoM over Henshaw.

1 Day, 19 Hours ago

Ireland stay on track with victory over England in Dublin

Definitely agreed on 1,2 & 3 - not to sure what happened to 4?! :D But you can't really believe Wigglesworth is better than Youngs. Granted I'll admit Youngs is a bit of a turnstile, whilst Wigglesworth is strong in defence. But that's hardly the defining trait of a good scrum half. For me I can't imagine a lethal England back line with Wigglesworth at the helm.

Youngs, Care and Simpson must surely be England's strongest options right now.

1 Day, 19 Hours ago

Jamie Heaslip accepts cited Pascal Pape's apology but is out injured

Why is being civilised reserved for after the game? I'm all for aggression. I'm all for big hits. I'm all for players legally smashing the daylights out of each other. This is rugby after all. But buying your opposite number a pint after the game doesn't give you permission to punch him in the face during it.

1 Week, 5 Days ago

Jamie Heaslip accepts cited Pascal Pape's apology but is out injured

No, no, no this is not classy from Heaslip. Rugby is indeed a physical game but these things don't just happen. Kneeing someone in the spine doesn't suddenly become acceptable because you send someone a nice twitter message. This is just like the incident between Ma'afu and Youngs a while ago. Ma'afu absolutely creamed Youngs in the face and became a hero of the rugby community because he sent him a jolly apology message. Not only has it now become acceptable, but this sort of thing is actually being celebrated as a sign of rugby's values. A game for hooligans played by gentleman? Pshh

1 Week, 6 Days ago

England lack early intensity but pile points on Italy in second half

Why Nowell? He almost seems to typify the conservative selection policy that Lancaster's been so criticised for. When we have genuinely exciting options such as Yarde, Wade, Roko, Pennell and Ashton what is the Jack Nowell appeal? It's a massive shame Foden's out - he would be so great to have as a back three option.

2 Weeks, 1 Day ago

Jason Eaton and Julien Bonnaire fight as La Rochelle claims famous win

The most disappointing part is probably Bonnaire describing this as an occupational hazard. As if this shit is in any way in line with rugby's attitude and ethos. I'm so sick of seeing punches being thrown on a rugby pitch.

4 Weeks, 16 Hours ago

Jonathan Joseph brilliance sets up Francois Louw try for great Bath try

Whether it's Joseph, Burrell, Tuilagi, Farrell, Eastmond or Barritt I really don't care. Just please god don't let it be Twelvetrees.

1 Month, 1 Week ago

Best Tries from Round 3 of the Champions Cup PLUS Facts and Stats

Sneaky because unless I'm mistaken the bloke qualifies for quite a few different nations. An England cap would tie up his long term future.

2 Months, 3 Weeks ago

Best Tries from Round 3 of the Champions Cup PLUS Facts and Stats

Perhaps I'm looking at this rather cynically, but Lancaster must have one eye on a sneaky England cap for Nathan Hughes.

2 Months, 3 Weeks ago