Joe Marler is one of rugby’s great characters. Love him or hate him, he’s always good for a conversation piece. Well, he’s at it again as he gets his stubby and dirties out on the adult website ‘Only Fans’. Yes, that’s right, his toes are on full display as he allows followers to view pictures of his feet.
Speaking on his podcast ‘The Joe Marler Show’, the Harlequins prop starred directly and ‘seductively’ into the camera to claim his feet were declared a ‘9/10 by a certified healthcare specialist’. He advised the already disgusted viewers to head over to the adult website to the username @JoseMalaTrotters to view his potentially ‘dirty’ (from all those years of rugby we’re assuming) feet.
View this post on Instagram
Breaking down laughing and almost retching, Marler claimed he felt “disgusting saying that sentence”, before whispering “metacarpals” and “feet” until the video blacked out.
Well, after some pretty hardcore investigative reporting, we’ve managed to find out that yes, Joe Marler’s feet are indeed on ‘Only Fans’. Baring all, and risking a some semi-major copywrite infringements, here’s a pretty crusty and crooked preview of Marler bunions.
Summing up the opinion of many, viewers have commented laughing emoji’s, and the following: “Cheers boss, kids are crying, and scared and traumatised, hope you are happy”
Sign In