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Thursday Sep 29, 2011

The Lynx Rules to Rugby Union

The Lynx Rules to Rugby Union
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Every now and then we come across a viral video that is an absolute must to be shared here on the RD. At other times, we find one with half naked girls in it. That’s the case today, and anything that’s written after this becomes irrelevant.

The goal is to keep your attention over the next few paragraphs, so here goes. Of course, the chances are that isn’t going to happen and your hand is no doubt getting twitchy already. By now you’re wondering if all this build up is really worth it. I can tell you now, you’re wasting your time reading. 

But, if you’ve made it this far and want a bit of background info, here it is. This campaign comes from Lynx Australia, and explains the rules of rugby to those of us who either don’t know them, or are in desperate need of a recap. I can tell you that around the third viewing, it all starts to sink in.

The interesting bit about this, other than the scantily clad ladies tackling each other, is that there are two versions of the video. Why, you say? Well, simply because even when it comes to gratuitous use of sex to sell, there’s competition between Australia and New Zealand, so there are two different endings. We’ve gone with the Kiwi version.

This wasn’t going to get posted as it’s a little tacky and has already done the rounds via social media. With a majority male audience though, and some new rugby fans who possibly still need to learn the laws, we’ve buckled. Enjoy, share with your friends, and feel free to post your thoughts.

24 Comments

  •  gerryfitz
    gerryfitz
    2:49 PM 03/01/2014

    Can you read the comment above, the one I made before I verified? If you can't, let me know. Appreciate the concern.

    Reply
  •  stroudos
    stroudos
    8:45 AM 04/10/2011

    Totally agree mate. Although, having said that, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.

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  •  indianriverman
    indianriverman
    9:33 AM 01/10/2011

    ha haha ha ha!!! :)

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  •  lenulid
    lenulid
    1:49 AM 01/10/2011

    Most commented post of the world cup i suppose.

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  • 7:33 PM 30/09/2011

    i didnt hear a word the voice over man said

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  •  fiveandahalfeighths
    fiveandahalfeighths
    3:25 PM 30/09/2011

    that's the first time i've seen the ruck contested correctly, maybe they should show this before every world cup match!

    Reply
  •  krebbings
    krebbings
    1:14 PM 30/09/2011

    Why did the black team win, during the video I was so happy and thinking, wow, the first time in my life two teams are the winners...

    Reply
  •  buzzkillington
    buzzkillington
    11:50 AM 30/09/2011

    This video is a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington. Why do the media persist in trying to push such childish looking women on us, when science has proven beyond doubt that a small waist and BIG CURVY BUM is objectively what men are attracted to? These girls look they're 12 with their stick insect legs. Flat as a burnt pancake. I have to wonder about men who like their women to look like children from the breasts down.

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  •  buzzkillington
    buzzkillington
    11:46 AM 30/09/2011

    Exactly right, if not for their breasts you couldn't be blamed for thinking they hadn't hit puberty. Typical eurocentic crap. Malnourished girls with only breasts and no hips

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  •  hiho
    hiho
    11:46 AM 30/09/2011

    Magnificent!

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  •  juggernauter
    juggernauter
    5:22 AM 30/09/2011

    Add some jell-o or mud and it's on... haha great stuff, if women are going to feature in sexist ads, then what better excuse than a tough contact sport to showcase the "talents" of this girls? Each had two good reasons to love the game!

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  • 2:52 AM 30/09/2011

    don't really see why would they have to actually pack down correctly (this from a 2nd row). they should go train in the mud, though. mud wrestling... hmmmmmmmmm...

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  • 2:50 AM 30/09/2011

    well, not really. it did hurt like hell. but then I went to the club for a trainning session and some "man-up-stop-being-a-sissy" and all's well now. well, appart from her mood...

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  •  heavyhooker
    heavyhooker
    2:20 AM 30/09/2011

    My wife thought this was great until she found out our teen age son's team practised with the girls team today ...

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  •  patrick
    patrick
    12:07 AM 30/09/2011

    be quiet andy

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  •  rugbydump
    rugbydump
    11:04 PM 29/09/2011

    Fair compromise?

    Reply
  •  ant-sass
    ant-sass
    9:11 PM 29/09/2011

    love it...good to get a refresher on the rules of the game :)

    Reply
  •  welshosprey
    welshosprey
    8:59 PM 29/09/2011

    Distinct lack of ass on those girls

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  •  mendorugger
    mendorugger
    6:19 PM 29/09/2011

    Im sorry but was that guy talking about something during the video

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  •  ash
    ash
    5:22 PM 29/09/2011

    God bless you Rugbydump

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  • 4:07 PM 29/09/2011

    thanks a lot RD... This was the worst timing ever. Just when I suddently got my girlfriend interested in rugby, I come here to show her a thing or two and instead of having my girlfriend watching rugby all I got was a kick in the testies

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  •  wow-jiffy-lube
    wow-jiffy-lube
    2:27 PM 29/09/2011

    ... Boobies....

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  •  chairmanrice
    chairmanrice
    2:04 PM 29/09/2011

    you cant scrum with two people! what is this shit! (lol)

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  •  stefan
    stefan
    1:59 PM 29/09/2011

    always appreciated! ta very much.

    Reply


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